Category: Joke Board
Taste test
A college professor was doing a study testing the
senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color
and flavor.
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored
lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the
children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and
yelled "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!!"
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Literally laughed out loud at that one.